Sansa hasn’t let us readers know either that she is not interested in Baelish, I still think it possible that he may succeed in winning her over as lover. I mean he can be charming and manipulative, a good lover who is able to please especially inexperienced girls sexually. There will be no…
All SanSan shippers - want a 27 year old alcoholic to bang a 12 year old girl
All SanSan shippers - think Sansa is obligated to forgive Sandor for everything he did or did not do to/for her
All SanSan shippers - woobify Sandor, are obsessed with romanticizing Sandor and making him into the perfect knight and don’t think he’s flawed
All SanSan shippers - think that Sansa is a prize that Sandor deserves
All SanSan shippers - only ship it because they love Beauty and the Beast
All SanSan shippers - want a perfect happily ever after and truly believe they will get it
All SanSan shippers - want Sansa to be completely dependent on Sandor and for him to rescue her and do not want her to become strong on her own
All SanSan shippers - ignore Sandor’s comments about “fucking her bloody”
All SanSan shippers - are delusional freaks who totally missed the fact that Sansa is eleven and twelve when she’s around Sandor in the books and he’s like twenty-seven
All SanSan shippers - are scary perverts who ship Rory and Sophie together
All SanSan shippers - are idiots who do not understand that Sandor almost raped Sansa and that makes him a rapist
All SanSan shippers - will argue that Sandor is not a rapist, but it’s totally true
All SanSan shippers - don’t get this but still find rape romantic at the same time
All SanSan shippers - do not care about Sansa and her future and are invested solely because of Sandor
All SanSan shippers - think that by calling their ship ‘SanSan’ means that everyone will see the cutesy name and forget all the issues the pairing has
All SanSan shippers - think that their cutesy name also magically transforms their ship into a cutesy ship
All SanSan shippers - forget that Sandor beat and molested Sansa
It is important to note that you should avoid interacting with SanSan shippers at all costs. They do not understand that Sandor is a tool or a jerk. They do not understand that Sansa does not romanticize him or think about him after he’s gone, ever. Remember that SanSan shippers are always looking to pounce and try to force you to ship their ship.
The best way to deal with SanSan shippers is to tag your hate, get your facts wrong, make gross assumptions and generalizations, and plain ol’ antagonize them. That is bound to keep you safe from their tumblr wrath of capslock and bitchy gifs.
SHOULD A SANSAN SHIPPER GET IN YOUR FACE, REMEMBER TO EITHER IGNORE AND POST MORE HATE, OR REPLY TO THEM IN A CONDESCENDING MANNER. COMING TO THEIR ASK BOXES AND DEMANDING THEY DEFEND THEIR SHIP IS ALSO A GOOD TACTIC.
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